Watching cute girl
Now this is downright creepy, but perhaps not for those who are already using this app. Maybe you need some attention while you do some stuff or maybe it soothes you when a cute girl is constantly eyeballing you, so here it is; pay $0.99 and be more productive.
Now this app is useful, at least for me. “Market Research shows that up to 60% of watermelons bought are either overripe or underripe”; if you believe this, ready those $1.99 and melon up your life. Just let the app hear the knocking sounds and you might be in for a treat (of a melon).
Experience the joy of taking care of a hobo for the next three days. Yeah, the guy will live in your iPhone and you’ll have to provide food, money, warmth and support. Don’t let him get addicted to drugs though.
On a serious note, Depaul UK is the largest youth homeless charity in the UK, and this is their app.
This is kinda gross and offensive. Use this if you want to get back at your friends, boss or boyfriend/girlfriend for that matter. Set the timer, put your phone near the victim and wait for it. The phrases are:
- Farted, and it Smells Delicious!
- Farted, and it Smells Awesome!
- Hey Everybody, I’m Not Wearing any Pants!
- Have Hemorrhoids!
- Need a little Help!
Yeah, it’s free and do you need more explanation? Really? Well, this movement sensitive app has 30 fart sounds, so here you go.