No 5. You are tested positive for a banned substance in Olympics
My elevated testosterone has nothing to do with drugs; I actually consumed five beers and had sex four times with my wife the night before the test.
No 4. You are tested positive for a banned substance in Olympics
I blame the positive testosterone test on my masseur for rubbing a cream into my buttocks without my knowledge. Woah.
No 3. You are caught with empty whiskey bottles in your car that aren’t yours
I did not drink them; “the whiskey probably evaporated.”
No 2. You are caught speeding
I suffer from dyslexia office; I cannot read the speedometer
No 1. You couldn’t attend Mandela’s funeral
The travel costs are too steep these days…oh God.
So, what’s the lamest you have gone while make an excuse? Let us know in the comments.